Look what you’ve become!
Nothing else interests you anymore – only links.
You’ve become obsessed with these keywords and AI-generated content!
I miss the times when you used to give me compliments, not analyze the keyword density in my phrases.
Even on our honeymoon, you spent time optimizing the website of the hotel we stayed at, and it still got banned!
I dreamed of romance, but you kept mumbling about relevance and PageRank.
Come to your senses, darling!
There are more important things in life than being at the top of Google search results.
At least sometimes, take a break from links and pay attention to your beloved wife’s TikTok.